Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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