butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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