Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
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