Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm always down for nudity.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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