nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
did you just send me my own nude
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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