All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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