At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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