thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Less talking, more tequila
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
MIDGETS
????
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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