I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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