Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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