Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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