I think my vagina is haunted
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Send help, water and tortillas.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
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