Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I need moral support for this bender
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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