he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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