Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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