we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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