theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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