so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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