i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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