the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
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