I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
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You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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