Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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