I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
