Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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