I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
A bitchslap is in order.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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