Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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