Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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