can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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