She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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