Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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