I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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