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(770): View more from Georgia

I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.

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(269): View more from Michigan

So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow

(1-269): View more from Michigan

Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10

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(757): View more from Virginia

This theraflu would make for a great margarita.

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I can make a sudafedarita

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(703): View more from Virginia

its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight

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(559): View more from California

I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.

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