Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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