I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
