you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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