he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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