Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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