Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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