love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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