Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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