listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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