Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
You did what with his pubic hair?
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