susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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