Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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