I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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