It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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