dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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