went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Randomize
