It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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