Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
True college students do jello shots in the library
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