just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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