We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize