I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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